The Snippet
An odd-couple pair of nurses redefine care-giving as they right the wrongs done to their clients with surgical precision.
The Poop
Nancy and Special K have perfected their bedside manner. They go above and beyond
the call of duty to cure what ails you.
Is your boss a dick? Boyfriend a louse? Are you mad enough to kill?
Sometimes the killing that needs to be done shouldn’t involve a gun.
Don’t take justice into your own hands call a professional.
Nancy and Special K are only too happy to take charge of the situation. It may not be a practice sanctioned by the AMA or NIH, but if the treatment works, it’s best not to question the methods.
Nurses Who Kill... will diagnose and treat most any "ailment". Insurance not accepted.
The Peeps
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NANCYCute as a button, but austere as a nun; calculated and conservative with an encyclopedic mind. She never says more than she has to, and even when she’s wrong (which is never), she’s usually right. She’s the “brains” of the operation. |
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SPECIAL KClassy as a debutante, but brash as a football coach; dangerous and impulsive, with an over-opinionated mind. She always says more than she should, but somehow her decidedly racist and sexist comments never seem to get her in trouble. She’s the “heart” of the operation. |
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MONROENancy and Special K’s secret weapon. Beautiful, fabulous; the quintessential shape-shifter, the consummate professional. She can infiltrate any organization or any party. She can become any age between, oh, 20 and 45 (seriously!). She can be a plumber or a stockbroker; a housewife or a starlet. |
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BABYMonroe’s Man. He’s gorgeous, sweet, constant and seems to be pretty vacuous, but he smartly does whatever Monroe tells him to do and is quite excellent at playing whatever role needs to be played in order for Nancy and Special K to get the job done. |